Chistes sobre Testing -Parte 2

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Signs That You’re Dating A Tester

• Your love letters get returned to you marked up with red ink, highlighting your grammar and spelling mistakes.
• When you tell him that you won’t change something he has asked you to change, he’ll offer to allow you two other flaws in exchange for correcting this one.
• When you ask him how you look in a dress, he’ll actually tell you.
• When you give him the “It’s not you, it’s me” breakup line, he’ll agree with you and give the specifics.
• He won’t help you change a broken light bulb because his job is simply to report and not to fix.
• He’ll keep bringing up old problems that you’ve since resolved just to make sure that they’re truly gone.
• In the bedroom, he keeps “probing” the incorrect “inputs”.

Who Is Who

• A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month.
• An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month.
• A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby.
• A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
• A Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
• A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Programmer Responses

Some sample replies that you get from programmers when their programs do not work:

• “It works fine on MY computer”
• “It worked yesterday.”
• “It must be a hardware problem.”
• “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
• “You must have the wrong version.”
• “Somebody must have changed my code.”
• “Why do you want to do it that way?”
• “I thought I fixed that.”

Assessment Of An Opera

A CEO of a software company was given a ticket for an opera. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to the company’s Quality Assurance Manager.

The next morning, the CEO asked him how he enjoyed it, and he was handed a report, which read as follows:

For a considerable period, the oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced, and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity. All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems unnecessary duplication, and the staff of this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, this could be obtained through the use of an amplifier. Much effort was involved in playing the demi-semiquavers. This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver. No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes.

 Fuente: http://softwaretestingfundamentals.com/software-testing-jokes/