Chistes sobre Testing - Parte 3

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The Glass

• To an optimist, the glass is half full.
• To a pessimist, the glass is half empty.
• To a good tester, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Testing Definition

To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.

Sign On Testers’ Doors

Do not disturb. Already disturbed!

Words

Developer: There is no I in TEAM
Tester: We cannot spell BUGS without U

Experience Counts

There was a software tester who had an exceptional gift for finding bugs. After serving his company for many years, he happily retired. Several years later, the company contacted him regarding a bug in a multi-million-dollar application which no one in the company was able to reproduce. They tried for many days to replicate the bug but without success.

In desperation, they called on the retired software tester and after much persuasion he reluctantly took the challenge.

He came to the company and started studying the application. Within an hour, he provided the exact steps to reproduce the problem and left. The bug was then fixed.

Later, the company received a bill for $50,000 from the software tester for his service. The company was stunned with the exorbitant bill for such a short duration of service and demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.

The software tester responded with the itemization:

• Bug Report: $1
• Knowing where to look: $49,999

Sandwich

Two software testers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The testers looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Fuente: http://softwaretestingfundamentals.com/software-testing-jokes/