Chistes sobre Testing - Parte 4

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The Search

Under a streetlight, on a very dark night, a software tester was looking for a set of lost keys.

A policeman came by, asked him about the object of his search, and joined him to help. After the two had searched for some time, the policeman asked, “Are you sure you lost them here?”

“Oh, no,” said the software tester. “I lost the keys somewhere else.”

“Then why are you looking for them over here?” the policeman asked.

“Because this is where the light is!” the software tester replied.

Moral: Do not be so stupid that you search for bugs only at the obvious places.

Disney Password

A person with a developer background was hired as a software tester and assigned to a Disney website project. On reviewing his test data for the login feature, it was found that he had “MickeyDonaldGoofyPluto” for the password field. Amused, his manager asked him why.

“It says the password needs to have at least four characters.” he replied.

Food Testing

• THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled.
• EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.
• DAIRY PRODUCTS: Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can’t get any more spoiled than it is already.
• MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.
• BREAD: Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.
• CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of.
• GENERAL RULE OF THUMB: Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or nearby your refrigerator to gauge this.

Tickle Me Toys

There is a factory that makes Tickle Me toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Jane is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly. The next day there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is delayed, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me toys all piling up. At the end of the line stands a nervous Jane surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me toys.

She has a roll of thread and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of thread, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between the toy’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together, approaches Jane and says “I’m sorry, Jane, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job was to give the toys two test tickles each.”

Fuente: http://softwaretestingfundamentals.com/software-testing-jokes/